How to be Weird and Awesome: Step #6!

For this step, you will learn how to dance awesomely! All you need to do is fling your arms around and be energetic! BE EXTRA WEIRD! And then you can show off your moves to your friends!

Examples:

~Katie

How to be Weird and Awesome: Step #5!

Do you want to know how to dress awesomely? First, find a person with fashion sense. Next, try to dress like them by finding anything similar in your closet! Then, go in public with your outfit on and see what people think of you! If someone asks, "What are you wearing?" reply, "It doesn't matter because I'm more fabulous than you!" After that, strut away awesomely.

Example:

HATERS BACK OFF!

~Katie

How to be Weird and Awesome: Step #4!

So far you know how to eat, talk, and look at strangers weirdly awesomely. Today I'm going to teach you how to walk awesomely. It's simple, you just gotta groove with it. And remember to hold your head up high and be WEIRD!!!

Examples:

~Katie

How to be Weird and Awesome: Step #3!

Step #3:

Now that we have those things done, it's time to impress people how you eat. Show them that you don't need a fork, for any types of food, including: rice, meat, and mashed potatoes. If you are at a friends house, continue doing this (you have to show them the true you!). If they start looking at you in a strange way, say "This is how I eat! Do you have a problem with that?". They should respond "No", if they say "Yes" that is highly rude. At the end of the meal, thank them in another language, and then leave. They should be very impressed with you afterwards!

Example:

~Bianca

How to be Weird and Awesome: Step #2!

Step #2!

Now that you know how to greet a stranger, you might as well learn how to talk to people weirdly awesomely! Usually people just say "Hello! How are you?". You could do that, but you might as well lead it to a random conversation. Say anything! But most importantly, while talking to them, have the most weirdest voice you can possibly make. (Also, this can also be used in text messages, just make sure its really weird since the absence of the weird voice).

Examples:

Real Life:
"Hello! How are you! I like peanut butter! I also like beds! I hate cat fur!"

Text:

~Bianca

How to be Weird and Awesome: Step #1!

STEP #1!

When you see a stranger, instead of ignoring them, look at them and have a creepy smile on your face. Also, don't forget to raise your eyebrows!

Example:

~Bianca

Introducing ourselves (about?)

Welcome to our website! Our names are Bianca and Katie. WE ARE CRAAAAAAAZY! (awesome) We'd like to teach you how to be weird awesome. We will post whenever we can. Depending on who posts what, there will be a name at the end of each post. We hope you enjoy, and share with friends! Don't forget to listen to the advice!

~Katie and Bianca